So, it has come to my attention that people are jumping off the 2012 doomsday train as the time approaches, and perpetuating a sort of Aquarian new age message, instead. As an Aquarius, I suppose I should rather like the sound of that. The world would kick ass if we ruled it. But even so, I think that 2012 believers should stay the course.
Now some point out that the world obviously won't end in 2012. This sounds like a reasonable objection, but rest assured it is not. 2012 was never about the end of the world. It was about roleplaying the end of the world as the day approached. On 12/22, people will wake up, say 'phew', and have a fun story to tell their grandkids.
Furthermore, there won't be a new age of ideals in 2012 either. The world will have the same problems, along with some admittedly hot nude circle dancing, but the problems will never be dealt with due to our new sense of smugness. We begin to say that the nude circle dancing solved our problems, when all it really did was jolly our Roger!
So, why don't we have a massive nude circle dance before 12/21/2012 while perpetuating that the end is coming on that day? Then, we can experience the best of both worlds.
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